Mini Me looks like she is lying in state, doesn't she?
Yes, my friends, we are back on track. No more crazy accidents. Mini Me did have a slider the other day, at our friends' house.
What's a slider? It's one we are going to let slide. We don't think it was her fault, really. We suspect Mini Me was trying to turn on the light in a strange, new bathroom and just couldn't manage to get her dress hitched up and panties down in time. Slider.
No more sliders or gliders.
What's a glider? It's where they hold it so long playing, they glide in that bathroom and okay, I made it up because it rhymed and the analogy isn't going to hold. She hasn't had any accidents. She even does a good job wiping her own butt after a BM.
Good job, Mini Me!!